What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

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Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!