What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!