What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

Because talk is cheep !

Falcon Jokes More Falcon Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!