What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

Falcon Jokes More Falcon Jokes

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!