What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!