What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!