What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.