What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!