What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.