What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

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Cos I'm quitting today."

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.