What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.