Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...