Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.