How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!