How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

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Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern