How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.