How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.