How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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Where's the 5th?

FG: Cinq.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH