Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!