Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!