Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb