Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Lamb Jokes More Lamb Jokes

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb