What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

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What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!