Lamb Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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He thought it had a lot of potential.

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

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What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!