Lamb Jokes

Arak of lamb

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The silence of the lambs

A lamb, duh!

They love to gambol.

A Lamb-orghini!

A rack of lamb

Oh 'ewe' know!

A radical mooselamb

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I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

A Pedo File.

At the BAAAAH

Because it wasn't ceiling.

A polite bulb.

I knead you!"

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Because it's baby food.

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

He kneaded the dough!

He was kneading a poo.

Engineers (engine ears).

A buck-an-ear

Lamb Jokes

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