Lamb Jokes

Arak of lamb

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The silence of the lambs

A lamb, duh!

They love to gambol.

A Lamb-orghini!

A rack of lamb

Oh 'ewe' know!

A radical mooselamb

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If they're black, they can't feed a family.

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

At the BAAAAH

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

So we can think about a solution in silence

You can silence a gun.

A: a $20 bill

Very, very carefully.

They keep stealing green cards.

He got a way with words.

Because dey go baa...

Lamb Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Why does ISIS like sheep?

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Why do lambs go to casinos?

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

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