Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.