Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.