What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

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Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants