On the range
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The meal would fallout of flavor.
Meals on Wheels
Meals on wheels
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
An avalanche.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
A bodybag
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."
Fettuccini Alfedora.
He's
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he made the First Order!
That hit the spots !
They go back four seconds.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Meals on wheels...
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
Tips waitress*
Check, mate.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Meals on wheels.
Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
Fission chips.
I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.
Turkey! Its the bomb!
Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.
Because the prick's behind the wheel
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Married.
Thanks for the mammaries!
You get into hot water.
An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars
A club sandwich.
A clubbed sandwich
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Inert gas.
U wan'a m8?
A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.
