On the range
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The meal would fallout of flavor.
Meals on Wheels
Meals on wheels
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
An avalanche.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
A bodybag
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."
Fettuccini Alfedora.
He's
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Because he made the First Order!
That hit the spots !
They go back four seconds.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Meals on wheels...
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
Tips waitress*
Check, mate.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Meals on wheels.
Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
Fission chips.
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.
He gets the kids meal.
They're more of a kids meal.
Two cannibals giving each other head
He heard it was finger licking good.
The club sandwich.
A clubbed sandwich
They both died on Thanksgiving
Turkey"
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
Smashed potatoes.
