Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!"

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC