Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.