What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.