What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

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Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.