What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

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Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.