How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.