A coup.
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Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
One has a coo, the other has a coup
It staged a coup
Coup.
A pigeon... "Coup, coup"
Because in Russia the military coups you.
A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
coup coup"
He lives on a street with no name.
Tenants
Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Wednesday
The plot.
The plot thickens.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Flip it upside-down.