What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Peephole Jokes More Peephole Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.