What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

Peephole Jokes More Peephole Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!