How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own