How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse