How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.