How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.