How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet