Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.