What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.