What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.