What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....