How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.