How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

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Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.