How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.