How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.