How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.