What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.