What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.