What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!