Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.