Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees