How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon