Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
It's the bot that counts.
Hebrews.
Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
A tutor :)
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
What base you're counting in.
