Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

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What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor