Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Tutor Jokes More Tutor Jokes

How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor