Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.