Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

What do you call a group of kids?

a migraine

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it