Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor