Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

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Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor