Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

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Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man?

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.