What do you call a person who teaches y...

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor