Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

Mod Jokes More Mod Jokes

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

dereted