Mod Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

What does a mod do in their spare time?

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What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

This post was removed

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

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What did the mod say to the other?

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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What do you call a mod in r/News ?

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

What did the mod say when he was wrong?

BANNED

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

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Why are mods the worst?

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What did the Mod say to OP?

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What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!