Mod Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

What does a mod do in their spare time?

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What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

This post was removed

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

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What did the mod say to the other?

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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What do you call a mod in r/News ?

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

What did the mod say when he was wrong?

BANNED

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

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Why are mods the worst?

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What did the Mod say to OP?

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What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

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How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters