How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.