How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What should I say?

Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not