How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.