How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What should I say?

Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh