How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.