How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.