How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.