How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.