Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.