Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.