Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.