Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

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What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.