What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

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What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.