What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam