Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.