Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.