Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

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