Tsarbuck Jokes

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.