Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.