Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.