Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Bad Mood Jokes More Bad Mood Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!