Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Bad Mood Jokes More Bad Mood Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!