Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!