Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

Bad Mood Jokes More Bad Mood Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.