How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.