How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

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How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.