What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black