What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.