What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him