What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!