What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".