What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

Whisker Jokes More Whisker Jokes

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What's furry has whiskers and chases outlaws ?

A posse cat !