What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !