What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

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How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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Put a sock in it.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.