What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...