How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!