How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank