How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.