How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

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Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.