How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.