How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.