How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.