How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

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What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank