How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.