What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What would gold say if it could talk?

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Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.