Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

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So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.