Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

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Because they pikachu

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

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Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it