Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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Nobody will look for them.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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In piggy banks.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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Two twins make a King.

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Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first