What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.