What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.