What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.