What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill