What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.